this is the second guy I ruin all my chances with simply because I believe he deserves better lol

let’s hope it was just a fucking joke and I don’t have to wonder “What If” till god knows when


mom: *knocks on door*

me: just a second don’t come i—

mom: image


i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

(Source: adorablebadass)

متى يستقيم هذا الميل الذي في قلبي؟




Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

(Source: sizvideos)

(Source: lokalrunde)

me sexting
  • boy: what u wearin? ;)
  • me: Prada spring/summer 2013 fur coat with daisy appliqué and archive Margiela tabi boots